Caroline. 20. Irish. Blah, blah, blah. The usual shit.

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Be careful who you call your friends. I’d rather have 4 quarters than 100 pennies

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This has been my favorite quote since 9th grade

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unrepentantwarriorpriest:

retardablefoxes:

spirituallyrecovering:

year-0f-the-kyle:

It never has.

This is a concept most of tumblr can’t wrap their head around.

i’ll reblog this every single time i see it

We all should. Let’s make this thing go viral. 

Signal Boost.

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kireinahana:

spoken-not-written:

stunningpicture:

When radiologists take a selfie

dead

Wait I’ve seen this

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kireinahana:

thirp:

I don’t know why but this looks to me like I’m on an operation table receiving surgery from cats

Nevermind this is it

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MATT LeBLANC: There’s only five people in the world who know exactly what being on Friends was like, other than me. There’s five of them. David, Matthew, Lisa, Courteney, and Jen. That’s it. Marta and David were close, but when they left the stage, no one knew what they did. We could never leave the stage, metaphorically speaking. Still can’t. Still on that stage. That will follow us around forever.
More important than anything else is the look on people’s faces when you cross paths with them in the street, or in the store, or in the grocery line. You can always tell that you were—maybe still are, maybe always will be—a part of their family. Movies have this thing where it’s an event. You get dressed up, you go to dinner, and you go to the movies. You’re outside of your element. But with television, people are watching you in bed, at their kitchen table eating. You’re in their house.
I did not want it to end.

MATT LeBLANC: There’s only five people in the world who know exactly what being on Friends was like, other than me. There’s five of them. David, Matthew, Lisa, Courteney, and Jen. That’s it. Marta and David were close, but when they left the stage, no one knew what they did. We could never leave the stage, metaphorically speaking. Still can’t. Still on that stage. That will follow us around forever.

More important than anything else is the look on people’s faces when you cross paths with them in the street, or in the store, or in the grocery line. You can always tell that you were—maybe still are, maybe always will be—a part of their family. Movies have this thing where it’s an event. You get dressed up, you go to dinner, and you go to the movies. You’re outside of your element. But with television, people are watching you in bed, at their kitchen table eating. You’re in their house.

I did not want it to end.

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unflirty:

bondoge:

unflirty:

when i die, cremate me and put my ashes into the pepper shakers at my favorite restaurant

what the fuck

(it’s red lobster)

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uptownquirrells:

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slytherlocked:

femtaktfilosofi:

I feel weird if I don’t use Neil Patrick Harris’ full name

#same with Robert Downey Jr

and Joseph Gordon Levitt

and Esteban Julio Ricardo Montoya de la Rosa Ramírez

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Tag Game: Characters who have the same personality as you!

If you don’t know your personality type, take the test HERE!

I was tagged by: pyrocatz

Rules: Find out what characters share the same personality type as you here and list the characters that you find relevant below. Then tag five friends and let them know you tagged them!

ISFJ (Protector)

ISFJs are loyal, orderly and sensitive. They can be very shy around people they don’t know, but are the sort of person who will always remember your birthday, and are never accidentally offensive.

    Examples 

I tag: crowsanddemons boldlygotohelll thelittleunderdog lokidintothetardis officialdanisaur

peperomint:

nail polish on fingernails: 2 days
nail polish on toenails: 200 years. ur ghost will have glittery toes. ur descendants will come out of the womb w/ revlon 791 midnight affair perfectly applied. infinite

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